Thursday, January 13, 2011

Horton Hears a Who!

You were drafted second overall in the 2001 OHL Priority Draft.

Ahead of Jeff Carter, Mike Richards and Corey Perry, all of whom are consistent contributors to my league-leading King George Highlanders.

While still playing in the OHL, your agent was Bobby Orr.

You were drafted third overall in the 2003 NHL Entry Draft.

You're married to the Playboy Coed of the Week for Week 5 of December 2004, who is also the spokesmodel for something called, and is also the great-niece of legendary Montreal Canadiens goalie Jacques Plante.

The Vancouver Highlanders drafted you third overall in the 2003 Perpetual Pool Entry Draft.

The King George Highlanders drafted you with their first pick in the DHL Formation Draft in the summer of 2007.

This summer, after your trade request was granted, you signed a three-year contract with the Boston Bruins, an original six franchise, worth an average of 4 million dollars per year.

You now have a no-trade clause in your contract.

On the whole, things are going pretty swell.

Yet, each night I place you in my lineup, Horton Hatches the Egg.



  1. He is highly overtrated in EA Sports NHL Live as well.

  2. I liked looking at the top picture. A lot. I looked at it for about 4 minutes. In those 4 minutes, I really focused on it. Then I stopped focusing and lost interest.
    Great post. Horton is a pan flasher.

  3. I don't know who this, but his lady friend is quite dashing. That being said, your statistical knowledge of the sporting world is impressive. Perhaps if I attain similar knowledge I could gain the affection of a lady such as this?