1 week ago
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Horton Hears a Who!
You were drafted second overall in the 2001 OHL Priority Draft.
Ahead of Jeff Carter, Mike Richards and Corey Perry, all of whom are consistent contributors to my league-leading King George Highlanders.
While still playing in the OHL, your agent was Bobby Orr.
You were drafted third overall in the 2003 NHL Entry Draft.
You're married to the Playboy Coed of the Week for Week 5 of December 2004, who is also the spokesmodel for something called Beer.com, and is also the great-niece of legendary Montreal Canadiens goalie Jacques Plante.
The Vancouver Highlanders drafted you third overall in the 2003 Perpetual Pool Entry Draft.
The King George Highlanders drafted you with their first pick in the DHL Formation Draft in the summer of 2007.
This summer, after your trade request was granted, you signed a three-year contract with the Boston Bruins, an original six franchise, worth an average of 4 million dollars per year.
You now have a no-trade clause in your contract.
On the whole, things are going pretty swell.
Yet, each night I place you in my lineup, Horton Hatches the Egg.